I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s a story about 3 friends. 2 of them were dating and for some reason or other broke up. The break up was amicable and the girl started dating one of the now ex-boyfriend’s friends.
I should mention here that the two guys were huge Star Wars fans. All three of them went out one night and once the night ended the guys, in their drunken stupor, did a scene from Return of the Jedi (bear in mind the girl has never seen the film)
Look. I want you to take her. I mean it. Take her. You need all the help you can get. She’s the fastest ship in the fleet.
All right, old buddy. You know, I know what she means to you. I’ll take good care of her. She won’t get a scratch.
I got your promise now. Not a scratch?
Will you get going you pirate?
(They pause and solemnly salute each other)
Let’s just say the girlfriend wasn’t very happy. 😀