Has there ever been a supporting character that has taken over a franchise to quite the same extent as those yellow bastards? I speak, of course, of the follically challenged … Continue reading If I Could Write… Minions!
Click here to read Part One Author’s note: This article has spoilers for Aliens and Alien 3! Now where were we… Vijay! You son of a bitch! You just pulled … Continue reading If I Could Write… Terminator! (Part 2)
Author’s Note: This article ended up being really long, so it’s split into two parts. Man, they really did try after Terminator 2, didn’t they? 3 Movies. 3 Sequels. And … Continue reading If I Could Write… Terminator! (Part 1)
The Home Alone movies are a strange bunch aren’t they? The ultimate example of parental abandonment and how the system is totally okay with not prosecuting rich white people! I … Continue reading If I Could Write… Home Alone!
Kicking off in 1977, the release of Star Wars (SW) and its 6 cinematic sequels (Yes, I’m not counting Clone Wars or the Ewok movies!) has undoubtedly been the single … Continue reading If I Could Write… Star Wars!