Has there ever been a supporting character that has taken over a franchise to quite the same extent as those yellow bastards? I speak, of course, of the follically challenged … Continue reading If I Could Write… Minions!
Click here to read Part One Author’s note: This article has spoilers for Aliens and Alien 3! Now where were we… Vijay! You son of a bitch! You just pulled … Continue reading If I Could Write… Terminator! (Part 2)
Author’s Note: This article ended up being really long, so it’s split into two parts. Man, they really did try after Terminator 2, didn’t they? 3 Movies. 3 Sequels. And … Continue reading If I Could Write… Terminator! (Part 1)
The Home Alone movies are a strange bunch aren’t they? The ultimate example of parental abandonment and how the system is totally okay with not prosecuting rich white people! I … Continue reading If I Could Write… Home Alone!
If you’re interested in finding out more about my new series then click here. Otherwise carry on reading! Kicking off in 1977, the release of Star Wars (SW) and its 6 … Continue reading If I Could Write… Star Wars!