If I Could Write… Minions!

Has there ever been a supporting character that has taken over a franchise to quite the same extent as those yellow bastards? I speak, of course, of the follically challenged … Continue reading If I Could Write… Minions!

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If I Could Write… Terminator! (Part 2)

Click here to read Part One   Author’s note: This article has spoilers for Aliens and Alien 3! Now where were we… Vijay! You son of a bitch! You just pulled … Continue reading If I Could Write… Terminator! (Part 2)

If I Could Write… Terminator! (Part 1)

Author’s Note: This article ended up being really long, so it’s split into two parts. Man, they really did try after Terminator 2, didn’t they? 3 Movies. 3 Sequels. And … Continue reading If I Could Write… Terminator! (Part 1)

If I Could Write… Home Alone!

The Home Alone movies are a strange bunch aren’t they? The ultimate example of parental abandonment and how the system is totally okay with not prosecuting rich white people! I … Continue reading If I Could Write… Home Alone!

If I Could Write… Star Wars!

If you’re interested in finding out more about my new series then click here. Otherwise carry on reading! Kicking off in 1977, the release of Star Wars (SW) and its 6 … Continue reading If I Could Write… Star Wars!